What does your Skirt Length say about you?

So many of us buy things because they look cute, and hardly think about our skirt length preceding our real reputation.

What does your Skirt Length say about you?

This caught my eye, and made me think hard about my overall wardrobe, but honestly, i’m not giving up my (provocative) short skirts because of a list.  What did you think?  Where do most of your skirts lie on the chart?